British Comedy Guide

Best and Worst moments of your Writing career Page 5

Quote: Tim Walker @ June 18 2009, 1:07 PM BST

appalling

get a life.

Quote: David Bussell @ June 18 2009, 1:10 PM BST

Cyber bundle!

Rush n attack!!!!!!!!!!!!

Quote: The Cool Mikado @ June 18 2009, 1:10 PM BST

Mind my glasses!

What?

*crunch*

Sorry, mate.

My glasses, I can't see without my glasses!

Long arm over the top....BOP!

Quote: LIME5000 @ June 18 2009, 1:08 PM BST

No take it as an admission of me wanting to smash your face in.

Quote: LIME5000 @ June 18 2009, 1:11 PM BST

get a life.

Ah, the golden age of wit.

Oy watch it Bussell, you spilled my pint...

Quote: Lee Henman @ June 18 2009, 1:14 PM BST

Oy watch it Bussell, you spilled my pint...

Your mum spilled your pint!

Quote: David Bussell @ June 18 2009, 1:14 PM BST

Your mum spilled your pint!

Right, that's it. Put your dukes up, you soft Southern fairycake.

*runs out of room screaming* Mummy, they're fighting!

Fight, Fight!!!

Hang on, I don't wear glasses

Quote: Tim Walker @ June 18 2009, 1:17 PM BST

*runs out of room screaming* Mummy, they're fighting!

Come on you f**kers, I'll tek yuz all on, I've WELL got the mist!

[Dances around, air-boxing. Stops after 5 seconds, gasping for breath and holding side.]

And let that...(puff)...be a lesson...(pant)...to you all!

Quote: Lee Henman @ June 18 2009, 1:19 PM BST

I've WELL got the mist!

:)

Kill him!

You boys, my office - now!

Quote: The Cool Mikado @ June 18 2009, 1:19 PM BST

Hang on, I don't wear glasses

My mistake, I must have trod on a scarab.

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