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Who killed Bambi? Page 2

Quote: sootyj @ June 15 2009, 4:54 PM BST

That image pleases me.

If we could encourage people to exert their sadistic urges on vermin our society could improve.

Vermin including; mice, rats, pigeons, foxes, grey squirrels, deer who think they're all that.

And whales cockroaches of the sea according to the Japanese.

You could have a right go at a whale and it'd not even feel it. Thats a great idea Sooty.

Quote: Bad dog @ June 15 2009, 4:12 PM BST

And more importantly, how are they going to be punished? Shoot the little f**kers.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/dorset/8101008.stm

I heard about that last week. Sick f**kers. Quite a few serial killers started out by killing defenceless animals. Nice.

Yeh?

You're a big cetacean but you're out of shape. For me it's a full time job.

Quote: sootyj @ June 15 2009, 4:59 PM BST

Yeh?

You're a big cetacean but you're out of shape. For me it's a full time job.

Laughing out loud Laughing out loud

Quote: Nil Putters @ June 15 2009, 4:59 PM BST

I heard about that last week. Sick f**kers. Quite a few serial killers started out by killing defenceless animals. Nice.

This is the thing for me when ever people commit crimes like this they should have their behaviour compared to a template of sociopathic tendencies.
If they get a high enough score death, or locked away from society until they can show marked improvements.

Quote: sootyj @ June 15 2009, 4:54 PM BST

Vermin including; mice, rats, pigeons, foxes, grey squirrels, deer who think they're all that.

NO!!!!!!

I just avoided hitting a young fox tonight. It really shook me up.

Foxes are pretty cool. Pet rats are lovely too.

Why would you do this? The sick little scum f**ks.

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ June 16 2009, 9:26 AM BST

Foxes are pretty cool. Pet rats are lovely too.

Rats are intelligent and sociable. Foxes, are just thugs that kill chickens and rabbits for fun. They're also total wimps that can be sorted by even the weediest of house cats.

Foxes are the hoodies of the animal world, amoral, libidinous and contributing nothing.

Like hoodies they should be shot on sight.

If anyone does have a rat problem I have pest control units for sale.

Quote: sootyj @ June 16 2009, 9:38 AM BST

Foxes are the hoodies of the animal world, amoral, libidinous and contributing nothing.

I have tough urban foxes around me. There's a huge one that comes and sits on my shed and stares me out. Some even stole the laces out of my hiking boots when I left them outside.

Peg a tin of beans at it and see how tough it is.

Rats atleast have some attitude. Like gulls they're scum but with a don't mess attitude.

Quote: sootyj @ June 16 2009, 9:55 AM BST

Peg a tin of beans at it and see how tough it is.

And again!

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