This idea came to me in the pub. All comments appreciated.
INT – PUB - EVENING
THREE 20-SOMETHING GUYS – JON, PETE AND BARRY - ENJOYING A DRINK. A FEW EMPTY GLASSES ARE PILED ON THE TABLE.
JON
I need to go again.
PETE
Time I broke the seal as well! Get 'em in Barry!
JON AND PETE HEAD FOR THE TOILET. BARRY HEADS FOR THE BAR.
INT – TOILET – EVENING
PETE AND JON STANDING AT THE URINAL. JON FINISHES OFF AND ZIPS UP. F/X INDICATE PETE IS STILL IN FULL FLOW. JON WIPES HANDS ON TROUSERS AND LEAVES.
CAPTION: LATER
PETE STILL PEEING AT THE URINAL. BARRY STANDS NEXT TO HIM AND STARTS TO PEE.
BARRY
All right Pete?
PETE
Fine, yeah.
BARRY
Your round next, mate.
PETE
Sure.
AS BARRY FINISHES OFF, PETE CONTINUES PEEING ONE-HANDED AND PASSES BARRY A £20 NOTE WITH THE OTHER. BARRY LEAVES.
CAPTION: LATER
PETE STANDING AT THE URINAL. HIS PEEING COMES TO A HALT. PAUSE. HE SHAKES HIMSELF. PAUSE. THEN HE STARTS PEEING AGAIN, FULL JET.
CAPTION: LATER
PETE FINISHES PEEING. HE ZIPS UP HIS TROUSERS, GIVES HIS HANDS A CURSORY RINSE, AND PLACES THEM UNDER THE HAND DRIER WHICH SPRINGS INTO ACTION.
CAPTION: LATER
PETE STILL RUBBING HIS HANDS UNDER THE DRIER.
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INT. - PUB – NIGHT
PETE EMERGES FROM THE TOILET TO FIND JON AND BARRY WORSE FOR WEAR, ABOUT TO LEAVE.
JON
Ready to go, Pete?
PETE SPOTS THREE FULL PINTS OF BEER ON THE TABLE.
PETE
These mine?
JON AND BARRY NOD.
PETE
In a minute then..
PETE PICKS UP THE BEERS IN QUICK SUCCESSION, DOWNING EACH IN ONE. HE LOOKS SATISFIED AS JON AND BARRY HOVER BY THE EXIT DOOR.
PETE
Better just go the bog before I leave...
PETE HEADS INTO THE TOILET. JON AND BARRY CHECK WATCHES, SLAP FOREHEADS AND STUMBLE OFF INTO THE NIGHT.
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