British Comedy Guide

Unite Against Fascism

Outdoors. Day
A journalist is interviewing two angry UAF members about the protests against the BNP.

Unite Against Fascism member 1: We will not stop with this

UAF member 2: Yeah, we'll continue to hurl eggs at those fascist thugs

Interviewer: Do you not think that's counter productive?

UAF member 1: No we don't. And I want to let them know its not going to stop at eggs. Next it'll be beans.

UAF member 2: Yeah beans, then bacon, sausages, you name it.

UAF member 1: It'll be the full English

Interviewer: Won't they approve of that?

Not for me.

What does "INT" mean then? I thought it meant Interior, but that doesn't hold here.

I changed it to outdoors in the last minute, forgetting I'd put INT.

There's a good gag in there somewhere, Jim. But you probably need to rejig it a bit.

Laughing out loud

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