DICK & ROGER ARE ON A BUS.
DICK:
See that bloody Big Brother shit is back on the telly tonight.
ROGER:
Yea, it's on instead of all the good stuff I usually watch too.
DICK:
I mean, when oh when will they stop this toss? It's about time someone done something about the state of British Television.
ROGER:
Tell me about it. Hours and hours of watching people do nothing. It's pointless.
DICK:
Thing is we're bloody paying for it too!
ROGER:
Yip. Take our hard earned cash and feed us the most dumbfounding bucket of bull, and that Davina, she's probably getting most of it.
DICK:
I know, I know mate. (getting up) right I'll see you in the morning.
NEXT MORNING. DICK & ROGER ON THE BUS – BOTH ARE STARING AROUND THE BUS. THERE IS A 30 SECOND SILENCE.
DICK:
That Davina's lost weight
ROGER:
Yip.
RETURN TO SILENCE.
Nice. And true.
