1984?

GRAMS BIG BROTHER MUSIC.

BIG BROTHER VOICE.
Hello and welcome to day 23 of the 10th series of Big Brother. Winston Smith is in the lounge scratching his arse.

WINSTON
Who said that? Who's there?

BIG BROTHER VOICE
Winston Smith is shouting again.

WINSTON
What is this hellish place.

RANDOM BIMBO
Your in the Big Brother house innit. We all tried for months to get in here where we get to made look stupid and flash our naughty bits infront of hundreds of cameras.

WINSTON
But why?

RANDOM GEORDIE BLOKE
So we can become D list stars and look stupid infront of 100s of cameras for ever.

WINSTON
But that's madness why would any one to do that, atleast in 1984 we were scared of Big Brother...oh I want to wake up

FX ECHOY COMING OUT OF DREAM SOUND EFFECTS.

OBRIAN
Aah you're awake Winston Smith passing out is no protection in the Ministery of Love!

WINSTON
Oh I had such a nightmare I dreamed it was like 1984 but everyone loved Big Brother. Go on bring on that giant rodent I'm not scared.

OBRIAN
You asked for it.

DAVINA MCCALL
Ok Winston Smith let's look at your best bits!

WINSTON SCREAMS.

GRAMS BIG BROTHER MUSIC

In 1984 everyone did love Big Brother.
That was (kind of) the point.

Inspired by Scottidog by any chance?

You plagiarizer! im reporting you to the CCP!

(Comedy Cyber Police)

I was going to re-do it myself, but didn't get round to it.

I've been doing 1984 knock offs for donkeys years. Mate there isn't a sketch written I haven't done an unfunny earlier version of.

And people pretended to love Big Brother until they were broken.

Quote: sootyj @ June 12 2009, 5:08 PM BST

Mate there isn't a sketch written I haven't done an unfunny earlier version of.

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Shouldn't the bimbo be called Julie or whatever her name was in the novel?

Quote: sootyj @ June 12 2009, 5:08 PM BST

I've been doing 1984 knock offs for donkeys years. Mate there isn't a sketch written I haven't done an unfunny earlier version of.

And people pretended to love Big Brother until they were broken.

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Fair enough. not bad, he should have been wrecking the tasks though!..

Julia? Hmm that's a diferent sketch with room 101 being the diary room where you shaft your chums?
That's a good idea but like I say it's a diferent sketch.

In this case I wanted to show how disposable and anonymous the contestants were. I try to make my stage directions cleverer than the sketches themselves, God only knows why.