FX A MEETING ROOM COMING TO ORDER.
KIM JUNG IL, OSAMA BIN LADEN AND JEFF.
KIM
Quiet I call this meeting to order!
HUBBUB CONTINUES
KIM
I said quiet. Shut up before I go nuclear on you.
HUBBUB STOPS
KIM
Ok roll call Osama Bin Laden?
OSAMA
Here death to all infidels except those at this meeting!
KIM
Jeff?
JEFF
Here.
OSAMA
Who is this Jeff?
JEFF
I'm the head of racists against fags.
OSAMA
A racist who hates gays, I suppose that makes sense.
JEFF
No fags as in cigarettes. Oh the horror a black president, who's a who's a I can barely bring my self to say it. Who's a smoker.
KIM JUNG IL
Settle down we can talk about the fags later. I Kim Jung Il declare the first meeting of the NoBamas open.
OSAMA
Is that it? I mean there's only 3 of us in the whole world who don't like Obama? Damnation I get more people volunteering to martyr themselves when the footballs on.
JEFF
What's wrong with the world? A president who's as black as his tar filled lungs.
KIM
Shut up about the fags already! All I wanted was the freedom to dig big holes and explode atomic bombs in them.
OSAMA
And fire rockets at Japan.
KIM
They were fireworks, I thought they liked fireworks can't they take a joke?
JEFF
Guy's we're getting away from why we're here. I suggest we send him cigarettes, only we put high tar ones in low tar boxes. He'll be dead from lung cancer in ooh maybe as little as 20 years.
KIM
One more mention of fags, just one and you can wait in the car.
OSAMA
Hang on how did they get rid of the last charismatic American president?
JEFF
No good Obama's got a roof on his car.
OSAMA
No the other one fatty saxophone player?
KIM
Aaah him what is Monica Lewinsky upto these days?