AN ITALIAN POLICEMAN IS BRIEFING 2 OTHER POLICE MEN.
PM2
What's the big operation chief are we finally finishing off the Mafia?
PM3
Has some one found an Al Quaeda cell in Rome?
PM1
No you guys are going to protect our coutries most expensive treasure. You are going to protect Silvio Berlusconni and his guest Colonel Gadaffi.
PM2
Si we will protect them from demented terrorists.
PM1
No you idiot Gadaffi is the demented terrorist you can't protect him from himself.
PM3
Ah ok so we are protecting them from evil billionaire criminals trying to rule the world?
PM1
No that's Berlusconni! No one is to shoot Berlusconni or Gadaffi capiche.
PM2
Ok so we can't shoot Gadaffi or Berlusconni even though one of them's a crook and the other one's a terrorist.
PM1
Correct well done Adolfo!
PM3
So who are we protecting them from? I heard Gadaffi said he had come to emancipate Italian women?
PM2
The dirty sod the last time I tried emancipating a woman I got my face slapped.
PM1
No he wants to protect them from sleaze and sexism. Berlusconni is introducing him to 500 Italian women from all areas of government and for diplomatic reasons not the top halves of their swimsuits.
PM3
What about that man hanging around Berlusconni's villa with his penis out? He must be a threat is he going to try to emancipate the topless women?
PM1
No he's the Czeck ambassador he came to visit Berlusconni and his 500 topless female advisers, he just forgot his swimming trunks.
PM2
So let me get this straight we proud Carabinerri have got to protect our sleazy primeminister, a demented terrorist leader and a nudey Czeck diplomat, not to mention 500 dolly birds on the state payroll?
PM1
In a word yes.
PM3
I'll tell you who I'm shooting...myself.