JIM AND JONE ARE IN A POLLING BOOTH.
JIM
This election form is certainly more complex than at the last election.
JONE
Aah well that's Gordon Brown, he certainly taken reform of the government seriously look you can vote for who's going to be the next queen of England.
JIM
Elton John or Jordan not much of a choice. Especially as Jordan's running twice.
JONE
I'd much rather have Alan Sugar as home secretary he'd point his finger at terrorists and tell them they were fired.
JIM
Yes but look Simon Cowell is also running, Osama Bin Laden would be powerless before his all powerful snear.
JONE
Wow Gordon Brown certainly is reforming government, to think we used to think he was an inflexible power mad loony who wouldn't give up power.
JIM
So who's running for Primeminister?
JONE
Gordon Brown or GBrown.