It's very ashamed.
Narwhals: Is someone taking the micheal? Page 3
Don't be - it adds to the silliness!
Betty , I've been articulated!
Narwhals are odd things; while an elephant with one tusk is rare, a narwhal with two is even more so. And I think they actually fence (or something similar) with them, rather than just ram each other. Elegant.
I'm not sure anyone knows the 'horns' precise use, but I believe it's used to break ice.
And not at parties. >_<
I bet they use it to poke whales whilst going
"oi fatso who ate all the krill?"
all animals are wankers.
Aren't Narwhals just Sumo Swordfish?
Sounds like one of those Saturday morning cartoons. Those turtles better watch out.
When I was in the antique trade, I was offered a Narwhal tusk - 19th C ( Not killed yesterday) £800 some fella wanted for it.
I mean what do you do with it?
Quote: bigfella @ June 11 2009, 9:54 PM BST
I mean what do you do with it?
Giant barbecue skewer.
Killing.
Giving it all that at Seaworld.
"Ooh, look at me, I'm a Narwhal, I'm a shitty little porpoise looking thing with one tusk". Then a real whale slaps it up the head, Gibbs-style.
Yeh Blue Whales you wouldn't mess would you? And Killer Whales if one of them sat on your submersile drinking stella and krill, you'd say nothing. Just wait for it to get bored before you snuck in the airlock and slunk off home.
Have I finally created the world's most stupid ever thread.
But camel spiders eh? They're not right, they just aren't.
Quote: sootyj @ June 11 2009, 12:44 AM BSTSo are narwhales real? Or is this a sinister plot to make Sootyj look even more stupid than he already does?
Is that possible?
Of course it is.