Something I've been pissing about with for the last couple of minutes, nowhere near finished
The BNP has asked the public to stop throwing eggs at Nick Griffin.
Griffin has very poor depth perception due to the fact he only has one eye, 'this kind of egg contact could pose a very real threat to his good eye' Griffin's docter commented.
His other eye was taken out to give him more credibility whilst in the BPP (Bitish Pirates Party). Here he sailed the sea's around Britain campaiging for more plunder of foreign vessels for British Pirates.
At the recent annual meeting of the BPP where Griffin was a guest speaker he told of his 'love of seamen', and of his concern in the numbers of Somalian pirates operating in international waters, 'British ships for British pirates'.
Aye aye says this reporter, aye aye.