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BNP nonsense article.

Something I've been pissing about with for the last couple of minutes, nowhere near finished

The BNP has asked the public to stop throwing eggs at Nick Griffin.

Griffin has very poor depth perception due to the fact he only has one eye, 'this kind of egg contact could pose a very real threat to his good eye' Griffin's docter commented.

His other eye was taken out to give him more credibility whilst in the BPP (Bitish Pirates Party). Here he sailed the sea's around Britain campaiging for more plunder of foreign vessels for British Pirates.
At the recent annual meeting of the BPP where Griffin was a guest speaker he told of his 'love of seamen', and of his concern in the numbers of Somalian pirates operating in international waters, 'British ships for British pirates'.

Aye aye says this reporter, aye aye.

There's a decent sketch in there but it's not there yet pull it out and put it together. Also a Swedish pirate party has a seat in the European Parliament.

Nick Griffin does not have a glass eye. That's a myth spread by left liberal Bolsheviks. He has a glass dick.

I think you misheard. He's a class dick.

I heard he was transparently a cock.

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