I'm sure most of you have heard this before but I've stuck it up on Funny Or Die, just in case you can find it in your hearts to click "Funny".
God I'm so needy. 
http://www.funnyordie.co.uk/videos/f1782ec81e/the-jeremy-kyle-song
The Jeremy Kyle Song
"Ridiculously fat"... haha
That is almost certainly the best thing on this forum, it should be one of the best things of TV.
A welcome return to the classic songs on NT9ON or Spitting Image.
You produced some thing of a professional grade for a laugh? Damn I'm just jealous.
As ever, brilliant stuff Lee.
Besides, anything mocking that arrogant, smarmy, rib-removing, self-loving little twat is spot on as far as I'm concerned.
Another Wots classic 
brilliant
Bless you all, you shall all have your thousand virgins when you die.
Can I have a half dozen now, just to be going on with.
Hmmm...worryingly, all my FunnyOrDie videos have just disappeared and now my account says I have never uploaded any. I beg to differ.
Anyone else on Funny Or Die having this prob?
Quote: KJSmyling @ June 9 2009, 9:48 PM BSTCan I have a half dozen now, just to be going on with.
Well I would mate but by the time I'd found half a dozen virgins in Middlesbrough we'd both have died of old age anyhow.
Oh dear, sorry to hear that Lee. Have you contacted them?
That was weird, I listened to a bit of it earlier but I can't link to it now.
Who was that singing on it?
Was it you Lee ?
Quote: Nil Putters @ June 9 2009, 9:52 PM BSTOh dear, sorry to hear that Lee. Have you contacted them?
Nah - probably a server spaz. I'll give them a shout tomorrow if they're not back.
I hope they sort it out for you.
While you're here Lee, I hope you don't mind, but I used your boat race on this;
Quote: Nil Putters @ June 6 2009, 1:21 PM BSTI hope this works.
Quote: Fred Sunshine @ June 9 2009, 9:53 PM BSTThat was weird, I listened to a bit of it earlier but I can't link to it now.
Who was that singing on it?
Was it you Lee ?
Yeah it was me - in full-on cheese-rock mode.
Quote: Nil Putters @ June 9 2009, 10:06 PM BSTI hope they sort it out for you.
While you're here Lee, I hope you don't mind, but I used your boat race on this;
That is fantastic...instant beer belly removal!! 
Glad you liked it.
Lee I've tried clicking on the link a few times tonight but nothing! Hope it's back for you tomorrow!
Nil I did enjoy your Chippendale one though. I recognised at least one person! Are you allowed to say who the others are?
Jx