INT: MALE INTERVIEWEE'S DINING ROOM
(A documentary team are investigating paedophiles)
Interviewer: Don't you think having sex with a minor is immoral?
Male: No I don't see why it should be, it's a load of fuss about nothing
Interviewer: I have to say I'm astonished that you'd be so brazen about your sexual relationship with a child
Male: I don't see what is so astonishing about (stops mid flow), I'm sorry did you say 'a child'
(In walks a man in a high-vis boiler suit, with a hard hat with torch attached, and a small pick axe)
Interviewer looks baffled
Miner: What? (Confused)
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