3 MEMBERS OF THE BNP ARE CELEBRATING.
BNP1
Well we did it we finally did it we won a seat in the European parliament, and now Gerald it's time for you to take up your seat.
BNP2
One question her oberfuherer Nick.
BNP1
Yes and then onto victory, racism and gay porn films!
BNP3
Enough with the gay porn films, what's the question?
BNP2
Where is Europe?
BNP1
Ooh that's a toughie I think we did it in Geography at school, but our teacher was a foreign so I didn't listen.
BNP3
Hang on let's have a look in our bumper BNP atlas of foreign bastards.
THEY LOOK AT AN ATLAS.
BNP1
It seems to be between Bongo Bongo land, Congo Bong land and the Jewnited States of America.
BNP2 (STARTING TO CRY)
It's not fair, it's not fair I worked really hard and was really racist and now I can't goto Europe because I don't know where it is!
BNP1
Hang on why don't we just go to Dover and see where the illegal immigrants are coming in?
BNP2
Then sneak on the trucks going in the opposite direction they must be going to Europe!
BNP3
Or you could just follow one of the other seedy, rightwing creeps representing England in the European Parliament.
BNP2
No way David Cameron cycles really fast.