MAN IS COMPLAINING TO A WOMAN
MAN
I just paid 2000 quid for Micheal Jackson tickets and now he's cancelled because he's ill and you won't give me my money back. It guranteed Micheal Jackson
WOMAN
Read the small print sir.
MAN READS TICKET.
MAN
Micheal Jackson or similar musical paedophile.
WOMAN
I believe it's Jonathon King with Garry Glitter on the kazoo tonight.
MAN
Any chance of R Kelly?
WOMAN
Let's see how his trial goes first.