The Weather Page 91

Quote: Tim Walker @ December 14 2011, 3:39 PM GMT

What (I think) I meant is that wind is a consequence of atmospheric pressure gradients and they mostly determine what weather happens where. So no wind = no pressure differences = no high pressure sunny, hot weather/no low pressure cold, rainy weather.

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Heh.

Well okay, so we need some wind, especially up high to move the clouds and shit.

So, (slightly) more accurately: gale force wind that blows me over and makes my hair all tangly and blows rain in my face, is my most unfavouritest weather.

Quote: zooo @ December 14 2011, 3:52 PM GMT

makes my hair all tangly

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The windswept look... <3

Quote: zooo @ December 14 2011, 3:52 PM GMT

and blows rain in my face

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The watersports look... <3 <3

Quote: zooo @ December 14 2011, 3:52 PM GMT

So, (slightly) more accurately: gale force wind that blows me over and makes my hair all tangly and blows rain in my face, is my most unfavouritest weather.

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Worse than fine rain? I hate fine rain. It really penetrates (hehe, penetrates).

Lol.

I quite enjoy rain. I like being all cosy under an umbrella, or snuggled in a big coat.
I HATE hot sun, but even then I think wind is more annoying. Especially on the coast. Urgh, that is the worst thing about the seaside. Bloody constant wind.
(No jokes.)

Worst list:

1. Fine rain/drizzle
2. Hot (particularly dry) sunshine
3. Big wind

I have you as a 'faller overer' though, which might explain your distain for our blustery friend.

Ha. I am quite the stumbler.

Quote: Nat Wicks @ December 14 2011, 3:55 PM GMT

Worse than fine rain? I hate fine rain. It really penetrates (hehe, penetrates).

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Dear Ms Wicks,

It is has come to our client's attention that you have been using his tired and well-worn material without permission. We assert that any mention of "fine rain" in the context of observational humour breaches our client's copyright* and demand that you desist from using the phrase "fine rain" again, plus pay our client damages estimated in the region of £100,000, which he intends to donate to his charity - 'Mum Wants Yet Another Bungalow In Which She Can Watch Her Son's (Frankly Astonishingly Disingenuous) Tour Which Is Suspiciously Similar To The Last Tour DVD'.

Yours sincerely,

Peter Kay's lawyer.

*the precedent for which was established in the 2009 case of Kay vs Pizza Hut over the use of the phrase "garlic bread"

IT'S SPITTIN'! GET T'KIDS IN!

Just because you're on t'internet doesn't mean you're exempt from copyright laws, young lady.

REMEMBER THAT THING WOR APPENED WEN WE WER YOUNG?! EY? EY? REMEMBER THAR, EY? 'OW MAD WER THA'?

Ahem...we seem to have slipped into common northern talk which I believe under the current right wing Nazi type administration run by Aaron'Adolf' Brown is indeed illegal and will culminate in a short ride in a brightly coloured van.

Worst weather league

1. Cold damp days (no surprise there)
2. Driving rain
3. Hot dry days with no breeze.

Forecasts snow here tomorrow.

Snow is number 1 best weather.

Quote: zooo @ December 14 2011, 11:32 PM GMT

Snow is number 1 best weather.

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I wish I could enjoy it, zooo, but I worry too much about the homeless people.

So much so that you take them each a complimentary bag of satsumas?