Quote: EllieJP @ March 30 2010, 11:14 AM GMTMmmm butter. I don't have butter in the house. I will try and find a substitute.
I'll be on the first train down to "cream" your chafed bits. 
The Weather Page 65
Knew I could rely on you.
Quote: EllieJP @ March 30 2010, 10:56 AM GMTI have terrible chafing on my boobs from the run.
They are very painful.
I suggest you buy a new sports bra. I further suggest you send the one you ran in to me, in order that I might examine it closely for defects which led to the chafing. (Don't wash it before you send it, that might corrupt my data.)
That is seriously sick.
Quote: EllieJP @ March 30 2010, 1:45 PM BSTThat is seriously sick.
So is that a yes or a no? 
Quote: Tim Walker @ March 30 2010, 1:46 PM BSTSo is that a yes or a no?
PM me your address... I'll send you the knickers too.
Quote: EllieJP @ March 30 2010, 2:05 PM BSTPM me your address... I'll send you the knickers too.
See, now I don't know whether to PM you my address or not, Ellie. If I do, it might make me look like an opportunistic pervert. And if I don't, it might make me look like an ungrateful pervert. What to do, what to do?
Send her half of it...or a cryptic clue...that might just make you an opportunistic and ungrateful pervert...
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ March 30 2010, 5:00 PM BSTSend her half of it...that might just make you an opportunistic and ungrateful pervert...
Or a disorganised pervert.
Or a mysterious pervert...
I think the common denominator is that it'd made you a pervert. 
Quote: Tim Walker @ March 30 2010, 1:23 PM BST
See, now I don't know whether to PM you my address or not, Ellie. If I do, it might make me look like an opportunistic pervert. And if I don't, it might make me look like an ungrateful pervert. What to do, what to do?
I was not planning to sign you up to numerous "specialist" magazines or nuffin. 
Quote: EllieJP @ March 30 2010, 6:19 PM BSTI was not planning to sign you up to numerous "specialist" magazines or nuffin.
It didn't even cross my mind that you were, dearest.
Until now that is...
It's freezing today, as I commented to the recptionist as I arrived earlier.
"It's freezing today," I said.
"It is! It is!" she said.
"See you later," I said.
"Yes, see you," she said.
And that was it. I'll have to think of a whole new subject to talk to her about tomorrow!
(I just posted this in the wrong thread)