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Bigfella - you survived!! \O/

It was raining and sodden here in London about an hour and a half ago and now everywhere is covered in snow.

I'm going for a walk and a sledge down the hill in it after dinner (and some mulled wine).

My seven months pregnant sister-in-law is stuck in her car on the motorway and is hoping to get home tonight.

Glad to be back from my paper round. The snow was incredibly deep and as a result I fell over twice. Then I couldn't get a gate open as it was frozen, so I put all my strength into opening it. I got it open, but as a result I lost alot of blood as the lock trapped my finger.

Quote: Jack Massey @ December 21 2009, 6:20 PM GMT

I got it open, but as a result I lost alot of blood as the lock trapped my finger.

Ouch.

Tim, quick look - it's snowing again!

Quote: bigfella @ December 20 2009, 12:14 PM GMT

If I can't get out, then they can't get in their crappy vans

I dunno, could just be you being a big girl. ;)

Quote: PhQnix @ December 20 2009, 12:15 PM GMT
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That's my local station two days ago. :D

Ooooh that's a yummy little station alright.

Cor, what lovely angles Smarmy

Quote: Aaron @ December 21 2009, 7:03 PM GMT

I dunno, could just be you being a big girl. ;)

:O

The uglyist f**king bird you've ever seen.

Quote: PhQnix @ December 20 2009, 7:02 PM GMT

I also walked past Eddie Izzard the other day! :D

Did you take the opportunity to punch him in the kidneys?

Quote: Marc P @ December 21 2009, 4:42 PM GMT

I think in a lot of ways I do, lol. :)

What with the home-made preserves, the stern cook, and the array of busty wenches.

Quote: bigfella @ December 21 2009, 7:09 PM GMT

:O

The uglyist f**king bird you've ever seen.

I dunno about that: I've been to France.

(ugliest*)

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ December 21 2009, 6:13 PM GMT

My seven months pregnant sister-in-law is stuck in her car on the motorway and is hoping to get home tonight.

She had to come off the motorway half way through her journey and I've just booked her a hotel room for the night.

Nasty. Where's she stuck?

It has, for the time-being, ceased snowing here. :(

Quote: Aaron @ December 21 2009, 7:37 PM GMT

Nasty. Where's she stuck?

She was on the M4, but I found her a lovely spa hotel. :)

Apparently one of my brothers is stuck on another part of the M4 and my brother-in-law is stranded in the countryside a few miles from his home.

It snows here, in this-here Northamptonshire. :)

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ December 21 2009, 7:41 PM GMT

She was on the M4, but I found her a lovely spa hotel. :)

Apparently one of my brothers is stuck on another part of the M4 and my brother-in-law is stranded in the countryside a few miles from his home.

How can you tell if your stuck on the M4? the thing is stationary so much it's like it's on a permanent shut down.

Yep. I was meant to be out, but no go cos of the snow.

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