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Quote: AndreaLynne @ August 6 2009, 1:22 PM BST

It's getting warm here and I'm afraid that the neighbour will be out and about shirtless again. It's like looking at Bigfoot in a pair of track shorts.

Can't you just shoot him? I thought that kind of thing was more or less legal in the States.

Quote: john lucas 101 @ August 6 2009, 3:14 PM BST

Can't you just shoot him? I thought that kind of thing was more or less legal in the States.

Maybe down Randy's way, but not here sadly. Although, he is hairy enough I could probably get away with it being a large game kill... Whistling nnocently

Quote: john lucas 101 @ August 6 2009, 3:14 PM BST

Can't you just shoot him? I thought that kind of thing was more or less legal in the States.

He has to give you a dirty look before it's legal.

I'm flying to Florida tomorrow and it looks like it's supposed to rain every day. I'm gonna put some in my suitcase and bring it back to Texas.

Quote: john lucas 101 @ August 6 2009, 11:16 AM BST

'They' say it's supposed to be a barbeque weekend.

I'm off to a bbq tonight. I shall be full of beef and drunk! I realise you do not want to know about my life but I'm wearing you down until someone cracks. I'm looking at you Leevil Smarmy

Will anyone be wearing an hilarious apron with tits on it?

Quote: AndreaLynne @ August 6 2009, 3:16 PM BST

Maybe down Randy's way, but not here sadly. Although, he is hairy enough I could probably get away with it being a large game kill... Whistling nnocently

Don't shoot hairy things Teary *points to avatar*

Quote: zooo @ August 6 2009, 5:07 PM BST

Will anyone be wearing an hilarious apron with tits on it?

Or the "kiss the cook" one?
Or the "Well done or hockey puck?" one?
Or the "I cook with beer!" one?

There you have my extended family's apron collection.

Thank you.

I don't think men are allowed to wear aprons at barbecues in Texas.

Unless they want to get exemacuted for being poofters.

My brother in law does...

Ha!

Quote: zooo @ August 6 2009, 5:13 PM BST

Ha!

he's very poofy...

Hell, real Texas BBQ joints don't even offer utensils. You just eat off a piece of butcher paper with your fingers and use a piece of bread to mop things up.

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Quote: DaButt @ August 6 2009, 5:19 PM BST

Hell, real Texas BBQ joints don't even offer utensils. You just eat off a piece of butcher paper with your fingers and use a piece of bread to mop things up.

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You are awesome...

Quote: Paul W @ August 6 2009, 5:35 PM BST

You are awesome...

The photo is from the City Market restaurant in Luling, TX. It's regarded by many as the best BBQ in Texas and possibly the entire country. It's a 130-mile round trip drive for me, but I do it every few months. Mmmmm.

I think I've mentioned this before, but several of the scenes from Grindhouse were filmed in Luling.

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