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The Weather Page 198

Quote: Billy Bunter @ 26th April 2023, 4:36 PM

Can't think why!

"There's no sun up in the sky,
Stormy weather"

I've been in the UK for ten days, it's f**king freezing!

It'll be the climate crisis (probably)

Quote: Stephen Goodlad @ 27th April 2023, 9:58 AM

It'll be the climate crisis (probably)

I blame the Tories

Typical! You wait 70 years for a Coronation... and then it rains.

reigns surely - or was that your joke?

It's been raining all evening - Hurrah!

Yes, here too. I was woken by flashes and big bangs and then the gutters overflowing - not being able to cope with the torrential rain.

Watching the 6 O'clock BBC News, you would think that rain in the summer in the UK had never happened before.

Of course it's raining. It rained on St Swithins Day.

Did you have kippers for breakfast Aunt Helga?

They say it's going to crack the flags come Sunday.

I haven't heard that saying in years.

I heard on the radio yesterday that Storm Anthony was going to cause a danger to life.

And I expect we're still waiting for him. I'm thinking of suing the BBC for continually warning/promising thunderstorms on their online weather maps that never f**king turn up. 😬

I won't listen/watch long range forecasts, 'cos they are invariably wrong, and as for that Carol woman on BBC Breakfast - don't get me started!! I refuse to watch the "lovely" C with her warm front.

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