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I'm quite bored of the endless grey sky now.
If it was giving me something worthwhile and interesting like snow I wouldn't mind. But it's just sitting there being boring.
F**k off.

Absolutely f**king freezing here today. My poor handy-pandies were cold even through my big gloves.

I had a wind chilled ear today. What with that and my Rosa Parks moment on the bus it's been quite a challenging day.

Claudette Colvin did exactly what Rosa Parks did a few months earlier, but she wasn't as good a poster girl, so she didn't get famous. :(

Who is chip's Claudette Colvin, I wonder.

I'm going to say Will Mellor.

Controversial, I know.

Now we have snow too. Thank you, God!

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Missing an apostrophe !!

Quote: chipolata @ March 25 2013, 10:04 PM GMT

What with that and my Rosa Parks moment on the bus

Laughing out loud

More bloody snow. Will it never stop?

No God hates Scotland.

Sorry maybe try some virgin sacrifices?

(THE FOLLOWING JOKE WAS REMOVED DUE TO LACK OF ORIGINALITY)

Quote: Oldrocker @ March 26 2013, 1:45 PM GMT
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I second that emotion!

Quote: keewik @ March 27 2013, 10:05 AM GMT

More bloody snow. Will it never stop?

I begin to fear we have hit permanent winter, its a curse I tell you, a curse on all our houses! :O

Where's the climate warming/greenhouse effect when you need it?

Quote: Gordon Bennett @ March 27 2013, 10:55 AM GMT

Where's the climate warming/greenhouse effect when you need it?

Exactly, have I been needlessly spraying aerosol cans for no reason, I was promised heat, bloody scientists! Angry

Quote: Pingl @ March 27 2013, 11:08 AM GMT

Exactly, have I been needlessly spraying aerosol cans for no reason, I was promised heat, bloody scientists! Angry

The huge amount of CO2 emissions were the only thing I liked America for. Now that it seems to have no desirable effect they can f*** off!

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