Quote: Aaron @ July 9 2009, 12:23 AM BSTWe've done sex and everyfing. Akturlee.
Sticking your finger in her navel while humming "God save the queen" doesn't count.
Quote: Aaron @ July 9 2009, 12:23 AM BSTWe've done sex and everyfing. Akturlee.
Sticking your finger in her navel while humming "God save the queen" doesn't count.
It does the way he does it...
There's methods???
Quote: Aaron @ July 9 2009, 12:23 AM BSTWe've done sex and everyfing. Akturlee.
Oh no! It'll be like in Live and Let Die when Jane Seymour lost her powers of clairvoyancy when she was rogered by Roger.
Quote: roscoff @ July 9 2009, 12:29 AM BSTOh no! It'll be like in Live and Let Die when Jane Seymour lost her powers of clairvoyancy when she was rogered by Roger.
You watch too much TV...
Quote: roscoff @ July 9 2009, 12:29 AM BSTOh no! It'll be like in Live and Let Die when Jane Seymour lost her powers of clairvoyancy when she was rogered by Roger.
What about when he took her up the arse?
Then she lost the ability to pick up pound coins with no hands.
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ July 9 2009, 12:34 AM BSTThen she lost the ability to pick up pound coins with no hands.
Couldn't she just use her lips instead?
They are a bit knackered what with all the the beer bottles she opened...
Quote: Aaron @ July 9 2009, 12:33 AM BSTWhen he took her up the arse?
All these threads are going the same way!
You knows it!
Quote: Robert D @ July 9 2009, 12:38 AM BSTgoing the same way!
Up the wrong'n?
You said it.