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BNP - Could it really happen? Page 13

Quote: chipolata @ June 9 2009, 3:31 PM BST

I like scrambled eggs.

Never been a big fan. Or of fried eggs. I'm generally against eggs in most forms.

Quote: Matthew Stott @ June 9 2009, 3:32 PM BST

Never been a big fan. Or of fried eggs. I'm generally against eggs in most forms.

And yet we all started out as tiny eggs in our mothers insides. Probably. Biology isn't my strong point.

Quote: Aaron @ June 9 2009, 3:29 PM BST

Anyway, even if I was referring the eggs specifically, Prescott wasn't trying to make a speech, I don't think?

Whether he was on a 'meet and greet' or on his way to deliver a speech, I don't recall.

I people were shouting at him, I'm sure he would've shouted louder though, or just sat it out. He wouldn't have run away.

Quote: chipolata @ June 9 2009, 3:31 PM BST

I like scrambled eggs.

Me too, yummy.

Quote: Matthew Stott @ June 9 2009, 3:32 PM BST

Never been a big fan. Or of fried eggs.

Again, yummy.

Quote: chipolata @ June 9 2009, 3:35 PM BST

And yet we all started out as tiny eggs in our mothers insides.

Sounds like some voodoo nonsense you've picked up there; I think it's generally agreed that when a wolf reaches maturity and looks directly at the sun, it pisses out a gelatinous fluid from which people babies then sprout forth.

Fascism, political dissent, voodoo... Can't we just leave the eggs out of it?

Saying that, they are largely to blame for egg mayonnaise, which I can't stand.

Down with eggs!

No!! And what about Mini Eggs!! Nomtastic!

Quote: Tim Walker @ June 9 2009, 3:46 PM BST

egg mayonnaise,

Sick

Mayonnaise in general: Sick

BNP: Sick Sick

BNP leader covered in egg mayonnaise: Sick Sick Sick

Quote: Nil Putters @ June 9 2009, 3:49 PM BST

No!! And what about Mini Eggs!! Nomtastic!

It's ironic, right, that they're called Mini Eggs, but they don't actually contain any egg!? I'm sorry, but what a misnomer! I'm paying for eggs and I'm not getting any egg! I demand my money back from these so-called mini-egg producers!!... Oh, actually, perhaps they do have some egg in them?... Anyway, Scotch eggs!!!???... (continues ad infinitum).
(© M. Mcintyre 2009)

You have all done it....I'm going to go eat some eggs now....
....
......and then go to the gas station to buy some mini eggs for desert.

Signed a petition against them this morning, and got a copy of the the Socialist Worker. Take that, Nick!

Quote: Balf @ June 9 2009, 4:12 PM BST

Signed a petition against them this morning, and got a copy of the the Socialist Worker.

Against eggs? Hooray! Is the Socialist Worker against those decadent bourgeois eggs too? Good on them. (By the way, is "Socialist Worker" a f**king oxymoron or what?)

Quote: Tim Walker @ June 9 2009, 4:15 PM BST

(By the way is "Socialist Worker" a f**king oxymoron or what?)

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Quote: Nil Putters @ June 9 2009, 3:37 PM BST

Whether he was on a 'meet and greet' or on his way to deliver a speech, I don't recall.

Prescott was attacked by a member of the fuel protesters during the 2001 election. Might have been a farmer. Can't remember now. Had a rather nasty mullet so I remember.

Quote: Aaron @ June 9 2009, 3:12 PM BST

Ironically, the BNP's policies are quite left-wing.

You're right, Aaron. I've just had a look at the Labour manifesto for the next general election and there's definitely a crossover. More money for the NHS; Better education for all; Invade Poland; Solve the Jewish problem.

Of course Gordon Brown was the man who said 'British jobs for British workers.' Oops.

Quote: Yellows 586 @ June 9 2009, 4:51 PM BST

Had a rather nasty mullet so I remember.

That, I do remember. And the fact that he was a Tory.

Quote: Yellows 586 @ June 9 2009, 4:55 PM BST

You're right, Aaron. I've just had a look at the Labour manifesto for the next general election and there's definitely a crossover. More money for the NHS; Better education for all; Invade Poland; Solve the Jewish problem.

Laughing out loud

Quote: Curt @ June 9 2009, 3:27 PM BST

Unless the egg has gone bad.

BNP policies are a bit of a joke, they remind me of when I wrote a report in half an hour because I forgot to do it earlier and got a clip around the ear (metaphorically). C'mon any GCSE C English student could have run it off in their lunch break.

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