BARRACK OBAMA ADRESS'S THE AUDIENCE.
My fellow Egyptians, Americans, Muslims, Jews, Christians, Hindus, Scientologists, people who believe in Flying Spaghetti Monsters and Catholics who still believe the Pope isn't gay or a nazi.
I come here to bring peace to the middle east except to those who want war. I will create a Palestinian state by supporting Israeli settlments. I am oposed to suicide bombing, rocket launching and none soya milk.
I will prevent Iran from developing their own atomic bomb, by giving them an American atomic bomb. In my middle east all woman will wear the Burqa, but it'll be a see through sexy one from Victoria's Secrets and all women will go to school. But fundamentalists will be able to chuck stones at them on the bus to school.
In my new Middleeat dogs will love cats and cats will give birth to mice.
And in my new middle east let he who is without sin get stoned.
OBAMA FIRES UP A JOINT.