You bastard...and you, you bad dog!
Have you put the lotion on your skin yet?
I told you we all float down here.
Oh shucks I've smeared my clown makeup.
You bastard...and you, you bad dog!
Have you put the lotion on your skin yet?
I told you we all float down here.
Oh shucks I've smeared my clown makeup.
"We'll come back for the other kidney later."
7) and as I said sir, before you fainted, these are the winning lottery numbers for last weeks draw
8) Thank you Nurse, we're all done. I do believe that's a record. Smallest penis I've ever seen
"Too short for the bed? We'll soon fix that - turn the handle!"
"Okay, we'll just pose him for one more shot before he comes round."
"Doctor... it's me... yes ... I'm afraid I've done it again..."
"That's him, officer - the bastard who raped me."
9) Nurse, turn him round, we've got a few minutes to spare
10) 3,2,1 . . Fire !
We will go on and on and on.
I feel the hand of history on our shoulder and mine on yours.
"Well he won't be needing these where he's going."
"Okay into the ambulance, gently does it... Oh, and could somebody pick up the leg."
"Max ... it's Susan ... we'll have to drop 'the-never-been-kissed' line..."
"This one is still alive! Want me to finish him off?"
"He's going to survive ... sort of."
"A sore head is it? Belay ye moanin' - you're in the Navy now!"
"That was the most amazing sex I have ever had... quick, go - he's waking up!"
All great the Susan line is a work of sublime evil genius
I think "this train is now non-stop to Wales" is still my favourite - the horror!!
Pebbles meet your new daddy.
You dirty bird!
Master, Master, come quickly, he wakes! Shall I lubricate the giant anal probe or would you like to hear him scream like the last one?
John Burns
Purple Comedy
*love, love... LV... Today!*
*love, love... LV... Today!*
''Mccauley culkin never used to cry''
''Scott, you've got a jonny hangin out of your arse''
''Quick hide, my girlfriend is coming''
Quote: Griff @ June 4 2009, 7:43 PM BST"Oh you've woken up at last? Kelly Brook got bored and went home half an hour ago."
Now that would be a huge dissapointment Griff...an earth shattering, life changing, suicidal thought provoking major f**k up.
Who's have thought it? The Master is the Doctor's father? Didn't see that coming.