THE QUEEN IS TALKING TO PHIL.
QUEEN
That rotten pig Sarkozy said I can't come to the D Day celebrations, he said France won World War 2 on it's own and is the bestest country in the world.
PHIL
Oh my wrinkly little 20 pound note you're asking him wrong. You're German aren't you? So ask him in a German voice.
QUEEN DIALS HER PHONE AND SPEAKS IN A HEAVY GERMANIC ACCENT.
QUEEN
Listen you Froggy coward I will be arriving in your country when I damn well feel like it! Clear the Champs Ellyse I'll need some where to park my tanks.
QUEEN HANGS UP
QUEEN
Oh Phil you were right he's surrendered we can go!
PHIL
Send Charles.
QUEEN
But why? We won.
PHIL
Because he'll have to kiss Charles's pig ugly wife on the chops.