WILLIAM HAGUE IS SPEAKING TO DAVID CAMERON
WILLIAM
Dave these right wing parties in the European parliament we're aligining ourselves with are you sure it's such a good idea?
DAVID
Why they're all good eurosceptic conservatives?
WILLIAM
But Baron Von Frankenstein mad scientist alliance of Monsteropia?
DAVID
Tish and nonsense he's into recycling. Dead bodies into Godless bodies mostly, he's offered to work on Thatcher when she dies.
WILLIAM
But what about the Austrian put Hitler's preserved brain in a giant robot party?
DAVID
Well his brain's over 90 years old and he's an unhinged racist.
WILLIAM
I see Daily Mail readers will love him. So are we uniting with the BNP as well?
DAVID
Don't be f**king stupid light bulb head. We're only working with foreign racists, were hypocrites not nazis.