GORDON BROWN IS TALKING TO A FAG SMOKING COCKNEY CALLED ERNIE
GORDON
Who are you? And what are you doing in the cabinet rooms?
ERNIE
I'm Ernie squire I clean the bogs, I'm the last person working for the Labour party who hasn't resigned.
GORDON
I suppose that makes you the foreign secretary, home secretary and chancellor?
ERNIE
Do I still have to clean the bogs?
GORDON
Fine I'll clean them.
ERNIE
Even Prescotts 6 seater? He shits in all 6 at once.
GORDON
Fine God knows I take enough shit.
ERNIE
Righto chief I'll get you me mop, anything I can do?
GORDON
Could you get airFrance on the line?
ERNIE
Planning a holiday don't blame you.
GORDON
No I want their advice. Their the only other group who've seen several hundred people crash and burn as quick as the Labour Party.