British Comedy Guide

Ernie and Brown.

GORDON BROWN IS TALKING TO A FAG SMOKING COCKNEY CALLED ERNIE

GORDON
Who are you? And what are you doing in the cabinet rooms?

ERNIE
I'm Ernie squire I clean the bogs, I'm the last person working for the Labour party who hasn't resigned.

GORDON
I suppose that makes you the foreign secretary, home secretary and chancellor?

ERNIE
Do I still have to clean the bogs?

GORDON
Fine I'll clean them.

ERNIE
Even Prescotts 6 seater? He shits in all 6 at once.

GORDON
Fine God knows I take enough shit.

ERNIE
Righto chief I'll get you me mop, anything I can do?

GORDON
Could you get airFrance on the line?

ERNIE
Planning a holiday don't blame you.

GORDON
No I want their advice. Their the only other group who've seen several hundred people crash and burn as quick as the Labour Party.

Very, very good work. The gag at the end is exceptional. Best punchline I have ever read on here. Well done!

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