GORDON BROWN IS ADRESSING THE CABINET HE HAS A SATCHEL.
GORDON
Right you bunch of incompetent, ungrateful, mortgage flipping thieves! No one else is going to resign we all go together!
JAQUI SMITH
How you going to make that happen you Susan Boyle look alike weirdo? I've already resigned.
GORDON
With this bomb goodbye cruel Labour party!
SHAKES BAG SOME SANDWICHES FALL OUT.
ALISTAIR DARLING
I wandered where my sandwiches got to?
JAQUI
Gordon can't you get anything right?
GORDON PULLS OUT A BOTTLE AND DRAINS IT
GORDON
Right that's it you've driven me to it I just drank poison!
JAQUI
Gordon those were my laxatives.
ENROMOUS FARTING SOUND.
ALISTAIR DARLING
At least he finally passed a motion.