EXT. GARAGE COMPLEX – AFTERNOON
It's a sunny day. The garages are empty all but for Darren and his two mates Rickie and Adam. The boys are all aged fifteen. They are leaning against the garage doors al trying to look cool. Each of them has a cigarette.
RICKIE
Guess what? I found out that if you sneeze loads of times really quickly you cum buckets. I did it last night, nearly filled a milk bottle.
ADAM
Is that true?
RICKIE
Course it is.
All three boys look at each other. Darren throws down his cigarette and begins to move slowly away.
DARREN
Err I just remembered I have to (pause) help my mum with the washing up, IL IL see you later.
Darren turns and run's off.
Darren arrives home and open's the front door. He rushes inside stripping off his clothes as he run's into the kitchen.
In the kitchen he, frantically, open's each of the cupboard doors. He pulls out a container of pepper. He throws the pepper all over the side board and sits on a chair completely naked. Darren then begins to sniff the pepper and trying to sneeze. He keeps looking down at his penis.
Darren begins to get frustrated as nothing is happening. He's mum walks in.
MUM
(angry)
Darren, what the hell are you doing?
Darren turns round horrified, exposing his penis to his mum, but trying hide his embarrassment.
DARREN
(with attitude)
I'm trying to sniff my way to ejaculation mum, what are you doing?
Darren storms past his mum cupping his penis and out of the room.
