Your views on this would be appreciated before I whizz it off to News Revue. To the tune of David Bowie's Boys Keep Swinging
[SUNG BY A MAN WITH SUSAN BOYLE ON STAGE TO THE SIDE THROUGHOUT]
Everyone loves ya
The crowd shout for ya
You're gonna go all the way
You're Susan Boyle
They used to laugh at ya
Now you make Oprah on telly
You're Susan Boyle
You're Susan Boyle
Gonna be a millionaire
You're Susan Boyle
Piers is gonna check you out
You get respect
This is the strangest thing
For Susan Boyle
Boyle
Boyle
Boyle keep singing
Boyle will work it out
[BOYLE STARTS SHOWING LEG AND BEHAVING ERRATICALLY]
Uncage the demons
Unleash the rants
Goodbye to that shoot with Hello!
You're Susan Boyle
The media own ya
We all put your head on the line
You're Susan Boyle
Who's Susan Boyle?
Stick her in the Priory
Who's Susan Boyle?
Don't give a shit if she's f**ked up
Cowell gets his share
Of Susan Boyle
Boyle
Boyle
Boyle keeps swinging
Boyle keeps on lashing out
[AS GUITAR SOLO CONTINUES BOYLE LASHES OUT AT SINGER AND IS HAULED OFF BY SECURITY GUARDS]