British Comedy Guide

Another heartless pop at SBoyle.

DR UNPLEASANT SEXUAL IMAGERY IS ROBBING A BANK A POLICEMAN IS TRYING TO STOP HIM.

POLICE
Ok Dr Unpleasant Sexual Imagery hands up you freakin' loon! How are you planning to rob this bank you're not even armed?

DR
Oh am I? Susan Boyle shagging Piers with a strap on whilst Simon Cowell rates them out of 5 in the nude.

POLICE
Aaagghhh that's disgusting you've paralysed me with your gross sexual imagery.

DR APPROACHES THE COUNTER

DR
Hand over the money or I'll describe Susan Boyle licking Amanda Holden's imobile face whislt....

CAPTAIN EMBARASSING WANK FANTASY STORMS IN.

CAPTAIN
Hold there Dr Unpleasant Sexual Imagery! It is I Captain Embrassing Wank Fantasy!

DR
Oh and what are you going to do to stop me the most degenerate superhero in the world?

CAPTAIN
Susan Boyle sedated in the Priory in restraints and no one around to stop you.

DR
Damn you Captain Embrassing Wank Fantasy you've found my achilles heal!

POLICE DRAG DR UNPLEASANT SEXUAL IMAGERY AS HE PLAYS POCKET BILLIARDS FRANITCLY.

POLICE
Thank you Captain Embarassing Wank Fantasy how can we ever thank you?

CAPTAIN
No need Officer I'm off to disarm the North Korean Atomic bomb by confronting Kim Jung Il with his nude Last of the Summer Wine fetish.

I liked this, made me smile.

Haha my favourite part is the Captain's entrance and first line. Good stuff.

Different celeb names, but this is a bit too similar to a 'Whose Line Is It Anyway?' improv sketch of many years ago. Coincidence though, I'm sure.

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