GORDON BROWN IS ADRESSING THE AUDIENCE
GORDON
My Presbetarian instincts were so offended by all those theiving wankers in my party. I thought Gerald Kauffman stole that 10 grand telly how was I to know he claimed for it?
I am amongst friends aren't I?
GORDON DOES A SLIGHTLY RETARDED LOOKING JIG.
2 NURSES COME ON THE STAGE WITH A STRAIGHT JACKET.
NURSE1
How did you get out again Susan?
NURSE2
And you're wearing a suit have you gone transvestite?
GORDON
I'm not Susan Boyle for the last time! I'm the Primeminister Gordon Brown!
NURSE2
Yeh right your an unshaggable, scots lump, with major delusions.
GORDON
It's a fair cop. Save me Piers!
RUNS OFF STAGE PURSUED BY THE NURSES