Short and silly one.
INT. PUB - DAY
2 men are sat at the bar.
MAN1
Hey, have you heard about Dave?
MAN2
No, what?
MAN1
Apparently he's batting for the other team now.
MAN2
He's gay??
MAN1
Noo. Think about it. What does Dave like to do in his spare time?
MAN2
Have sex with men??
MAN1
No! Think sport.
MAN2
Oh, cricket.
MAN1
Right. And how many local teams are there?
MAN2
Two. Oh I get it now. He's playing cricket for the other team.
MAN1
Exactly.
MAN2
Why did you say he was gay then?