TIME TEAM 2099
TONY ROBINSON JNR IS ADRESSING THE CAMERA IN FRONT OF A DIG.
TONY:
Here we are at trench one let's find out from Phil Harding's love child Julius, just what we've found.
JULIUS:
Well it's like my old dad always used to say, shorts are a state of mind, the smaller they are the happier you feel.
TONY:
That's great Julius but have we found anything?
JULIUS:
Yes Tony, as we're digging above the old ITV studios we're finding all sorts of great T.V memorabilia, it all dates from before North Korea dropped the first nuclear device.
TONY:
Brilliant Julius, let's see what you've got.
JULIUS:
Well here are some cobblestones we think they used to be on a show called Coronation Street.
TONY:
Fascinating!
JULIUS:
And here we have some old police-mans helmets, these were used in the Bill and possibly Heartbeat although we'd need our experts to confirm this.
TONY:
That's great Julius, It's amazing that we can hold these pieces of history in our hands, what else is it that you've found?
JULIUS:
Well this is the most exciting find of all, I think we might have found the reason the great Kim Jong saved us all and dropped the bomb, showing us the light.
JULIUS HOLDS UP SMALL SKELETON, IT HAS A BLACK WIG, AND TROUSERS PULLED UP TO THE ARMPITS.
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