Fancy that !

Please let me know what you think...

INT FANCY DRESS SHOP DAY

LEO WALKS INTO A FANCY DRESS SHOP, HE WEARS NORMAL CLOTHES BUT HAS THE FACE OF A LION. TERRY THE SHOP OWNER STANDS BEHIND THE COUNTER.

LEO:
Hello, have you got any pirate costumes?

TERRY:
Pirate costumes? Yes of course...are you sure you're not looking for something more 'wild'.

LEO:
No I'm after a pirate costume, I think I was pretty clear.

TERRY:
Okay okay, no problem just thought you know, what with your face already done you might be wanting...

LEO:
(INTERRUPTS) My face? What's wrong with my face?

TERRY:
Nothing's wrong, It's just you've already got your face made up like a lion...

LEO:
Lion? Made up? This is my face! All my life, I've been suffering at the hands of small minded people like you. I was bullied at school. Abuse is hurled at me in the street. I'm a human being, I deserve to be treated with respect.

TERRY:
Look I'm sorry mate I didn't realise, you can have any pirate costume you like for free and if there's anything else I can do just tell me.

LEO:
Have you got any dead Gazelle?

End

I like this one. Short n sweet.

Same here, silly but funny.

I like it too. It's as though we've been comparing notes! Only suggestion would be to trim it a bit towards the end - getting out early and all that.

Quote: Badge @ May 31 2009, 10:08 PM BST

I like it too. It's as though we've been comparing notes!

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Yes let's always critique in three's from now on.

Top stuff and an excelent idea for a runner.
More from this fancy dress shop please!
N.B. one small thought could the lion ask the shopkeeper to dress as a gazelle and then eat him?

This is very funny and right up my street as far as humour goes.

Nice one Pedros.

I'm with sooty, more from the fancy dress shop.