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Makes me go all weak at the knees...from the weight of carrying her, I'm guessing.

But I like her then as well as now.

You can't help but fancy the little mermaid.

Or any of the Disney princesses...phwooer, wasted on little girls they are.

They should have special blokes-only weekends at Euro Disney.
Mirror on the mirror wall who's the dirtiest princess of them all?

Of course they're all rough as a sack of spanners compared to Daphne from Scooby Doo. or Dr Girlfriend...

In 'The Simpsons', Jessica Lovejoy (daughter of the Rev.), the devious girl that Bart fall for. Voiced by Meryl Streep, this crush is terribly wrong for all sorts of reasons.

Quote: sootyj @ June 1 2009, 11:16 AM BST

They should have special blokes-only weekends at Euro Disney.
Mirror on the mirror wall who's the dirtiest princess of them all?

It's got to be cinderella surely, she was a proper scrubber!

Fern Britton certainly would be a CRUSH if she got on top of you. But I'd risk it.

I also like Sue Perkins (from Mel and Sue). There was a tremendously cute photo of her and her dog in a weekend supplement that I wish I'd kept. My chances were her are about as good as my chances with non-celebs at the moment.

Oh, and Florence from 'The Magic Roundabout', obviously...

Quote: Tim Walker @ June 1 2009, 1:57 PM BST

In 'The Simpsons', Jessica Lovejoy (daughter of the Rev.), the devious girl that Bart fall for. Voiced by Meryl Streep, this crush is terribly wrong for all sorts of reasons.

It's not as bad as my Milhouse crush :$ He can Thrillhouse me any day!

Quote: Bad dog @ June 1 2009, 2:05 PM BST

Fern Britton certainly would be a CRUSH if she got on top of you. But I'd risk it.

I also like Sue Perkins (from Mel and Sue). There was a tremendously cute photo of her and her dog in a weekend supplement that I wish I'd kept. My chances were her are about as good as my chances with non-celebs at the moment.

I love her.
But not like that.

Sue is gay, so you have more chance then me, zooo.

Go me!

Quote: Darren Pomroy @ June 1 2009, 11:10 AM BST

You can't help but fancy the little mermaid.

Errr

I always had a bit of a thing for Mrs Krabopple and Lois Griffin.

Underground comix artist Robert Crumb used to get a hard-on looking at Bugs Bunny.

I am frequently alarmed at the number of cartoon characters I find sexy. One would be too many.

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