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Weird Crushes?

Mine is Fern Britton!

Thoughts?

It's the motherly voice and the giant buss....'just coming darling' ..

:)

Oh, and Michael Jackson with a bikini on..singing 'Dirty Diana' to me.

:|

Quote: Aaron @ May 30 2009, 9:12 PM BST

:|

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What the MJ or Fern?

Well, both. But mostly MJ.

I used to have a thing about British gymnast and TV presenter Suzanne Dando. For those that remember her that will not be that much of a surprise but I created a wierd fantasy sequence in my head involving the song 'Joan of Arc (Maid of Orleans) by OMD. However, I'm not prepared to say in what way.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ig2Q4Ub4TnM

My God - did I just admit to this? Here's a couple of pics of the lovely Suzanne to make up for it. :)

Back then...

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...and as she looks now...

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I still would. ;)

Quote: Aaron @ May 30 2009, 9:22 PM BST

Well, both. But mostly MJ.

Yeah, bit of a JOKE the MJ one. As for Fern, you know you love a bit of Fun by the Tonne. But then again, you're on the web 24/7 Aaron, so it could be anything for you...

Obese Thai O.A.P flidamites?

Quote: Tuumble @ May 30 2009, 9:24 PM BST

I used to have a thing about British gymnast and TV presenter Suzanne Dando. For those that remember her that will not be that much of a surprise but I created a wierd fantasy sequence in my head involving the song 'Joan of Arc (Maid of Orleans) by OMD. However, I'm not prepared to say in what way.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ig2Q4Ub4TnM

My God - did I just admit to this? Here's a couple of pics of the lovely Suzanne to make up for it. :)

Back then...

Image

...and as she looks now...

Image

Not bad, looks a bit like Tess Daly now..
I still would. ;)

Quote: Scottidog @ May 30 2009, 9:28 PM BST

Yeah, bit of a JOKE the MJ one.

Well I did assume so, but then that doesn't account for the fact that you still thought it up. *shudder*

Quote: Aaron @ May 30 2009, 9:30 PM BST

Well I did assume so, but then that doesn't account for the fact that you still thought it up. *shudder*

Whats wrong with Michael Jackson in a bikini?

Is it because he is black Aaron?

Quote: Scottidog @ May 30 2009, 9:32 PM BST

Whats wrong with Michael Jackson in a bikini?

Is it because he is black Aaron?

Yes, because his skin colour is exactly what is wrong with that particular image. :/

Quote: Aaron @ May 30 2009, 9:36 PM BST

Yes, because his skin colour is exactly what is wrong with that particular image. :/

But he's White? whats wrong with a white Michael Jackson in a bikini?

You're the one who said he is black. :)

Quote: Aaron @ May 30 2009, 9:41 PM BST

You're the one who said he is black. :)

Thats because he is?

Have you never heard 'Black or White'...

Are you missing the joke.

>_< :)

I suspect that you're the one missing the joke.

Quote: Aaron @ May 30 2009, 9:46 PM BST

I suspect that you're the one missing the joke.

:D

Read it back.

Quote: Aaron @ May 30 2009, 9:46 PM BST

I suspect that you're the one missing the joke.

Laughing out loud

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