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Are you a heat hater? Page 5

Not a fan of heat over 30c really - I need to properly get used to it otherwise.

And good thing it's warm today. I lost my jacket :(

This weather's horrible, and it's already claimed its first victim by driving poor Susan Boyle mad.

Quote: chipolata @ June 1 2009, 10:09 AM BST

This weather's horrible, and it's already claimed its first victim by driving poor Susan Boyle mad.

She's Scottish,that's mad enough without the heat.

It's so hot now, I might even have to take my jumper off.

We just had rain for about 2 minutes, and then it was gone again.

Just started raining here too. Gonna head off and dance around in it for a while.

Rain? You lucky beggars. I want rain! Gimmee it!

Quote: john lucas 101 @ June 1 2009, 3:05 PM BST

Rain? You lucky beggars. I want rain! Gimmee it!

It's stopped now. :( It was here for a couple of minutes and then was gone. Like a passing, wet...angel. :S

The Sun, or the Malignant Orb of Hot Fiery Shite as I call it, can suck dogs in Hell, which would be cold as gravedigger's ass in January.

More heat, more sun. I woke up stuck to my bed sheets this morning and it wasn't due to an abudence of wanking, it was glorious heat! Cool Cool

Quote: Darren Pomroy @ June 1 2009, 4:33 PM BST

More heat, more sun. I woke up stuck to my bed sheets this morning and it wasn't due to an abudence of wanking, it was glorious heat! Cool Cool

From UrbanDictionary.com

Superman; When you are mad at your girl for not having sex with you. So when she falls asleep you masturbate and cum on her back. After that, stick the bedsheet on to her back and when she wakes up it's stuck to the cum and she has a cape like Superman!!!

Quote: Nil Putters @ June 1 2009, 4:55 PM BST

From UrbanDictionary.com

Superman; When you are mad at your girl for not having sex with you. So when she falls asleep you masturbate and cum on her back. After that, stick the bedsheet on to her back and when she wakes up it's stuck to the cum and she has a cape like Superman!!!

Sick :D
It's cold and raining again today. You'd think it was London here or something.

Quote: Nil Putters @ June 1 2009, 4:55 PM BST

From UrbanDictionary.com

Superman; When you are mad at your girl for not having sex with you. So when she falls asleep you masturbate and cum on her back. After that, stick the bedsheet on to her back and when she wakes up it's stuck to the cum and she has a cape like Superman!!!

*ponders* Will my girlfriend appreciate that joke or not?

Telling her or showing her? You could always go for "The Monkey Face" :D

Cool Hulk smiley Curt! :D

Well, it's best I just leave it there...

Results tomorrow!!!

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