Thought of starting an anecdote thread.
See who has some great short stories to tell?
If not, you all must be boring bastards???
Anecdotes???
I've never been poisoned, so I've not had a need for anecdotes.
I killed Lord Lucan he puked on my shoes on that cross channel ferry, so I threw him over the side.
Quote: DaButt @ May 27 2009, 11:13 PM BSTI've never been poisoned, so I've not had a need for anecdotes.
Both of you. Pathetic.
Yeh let's see you do better!
I sat next to Sooty in a pub once. He unsurprisingly tried to burn the place down. I considered it a cry for help. Or he's an arsonist. Anyway it was smokin'.
I believe that is officially the most interesting thing to happen to some one from Wales since 1456, when a leak was stolen.
Quote: sootyj @ May 27 2009, 11:41 PM BSTI believe that is officially the most interesting thing to happen to some one from Wales since 1456, when a leak was stolen.
I'll think you'll find that was 1457. 1456 was the year of the turnip famine and Tom Jones had his first number one.
During the war...
Quote: roscoff @ May 27 2009, 11:44 PM BSTI'll think you'll find that was 1457. 1456 was the year of the turnip famine and Tom Jones had his first number one.
So that's why the leak was stolen!
This is just like Time team but with less beardy sex cases in jumpers.
I once got so drunk I woke up on a farm in New Zealand with no idea how I got there.
Quote: roscoff @ May 27 2009, 11:38 PM BSTI sat next to Sooty in a pub once. He unsurprisingly tried to burn the place down. I considered it a cry for help. Or he's an arsonist. Anyway it was smokin'.
I can share that anecdote with you. It scarred me and the table for life.
Quote: sootyj @ May 27 2009, 11:41 PM BSTI believe that is officially the most interesting thing to happen to some one from Wales since 1456, when a leak was stolen.
Was someone taking the piss?
I once shot a badger square in the face, it was an accident though, I was aiming for my ex.
Quote: Darren Pomroy @ May 28 2009, 10:36 AM BSTI once shot a badger square in the face, it was an accident though, I was aiming for my ex.
It's like we're in a parallel universe.
I've abseiled down the side of the Thomas Cook Head Office, Ray Galton of Galton & Simpson fame once made me a coffee (have I mentioned that before?), I once went on a blind date with an Italian rabbit breeder and I've been asked if I speak English three times in my home town (Peterborough).
I've been hit in the face by a football during a League Cup fourth round tie between West Ham and Derby, run four London marathons and buried a rhubarb yoghurt on Hunstanton beach.