Is this a new thread? When your life turns into a sitcom plot, as Mr Swertyd seems to be living a famous Likely Lads plot.
I will be watching the Apprentice, football is totally hetrosexual.
I bet this is the episode where Nick finally kisses Margaret.
Quote: sootyj @ May 27 2009, 2:48 PM BSTI bet this is the episode where Nick finally kisses Margaret.
Probably on the red button.
Sure it'd still be red?
Quote: sootyj @ May 27 2009, 2:53 PM BSTSure it'd still be red?
What, too blue for the red button? What do you recommend- A whole new service for Nick and Margaret getting it on?! I wouldn't watch that. (Oh yes I would).
Sorry I thought you were referring to her lady parts.
Hmm the Nick and Margaret porn show?
The Apprentic...lover?
Quote: ContainsNuts @ May 27 2009, 1:55 PM BSTCome on Sir Alan! (actually that last one sounds rude)
Apprentice for me.
Not into football at all.
Quote: sootyj @ May 27 2009, 2:57 PM BSTSorry I thought you were referring to her lady parts.
Dirty Sooty! As if I would think such filthy filth! 
Quote: swerytd @ May 27 2009, 2:39 PM BST... or gig!? Well, I have tickets to see Maxïmo Park at Brixton Academy tonight
Lucky blighter! I forgot to buy any tickets. 
I shall probably watch some of my new Venture Brothers DVD instead of the football or the Sugar thing.
Quote: sootyj @ May 27 2009, 2:57 PM BSTHmm the Nick and Margaret porn show?
The Apprentic...lover?
I think this is a whole new business opportunity opening up, although there must be some porn films that have used the Apprentice as a starting point. Darn, where's Chip when you need him for reference.
I may watch the footie and record The Apprentice, staying away from any threads that may mention the result.
Quote: Matthew Stott @ May 27 2009, 3:04 PM BSTLucky blighter! I forgot to buy any tickets.
You should've said: two hours ago I had a spare!
Dan
Football, willing with every pore of my being for United to get hammered and the red nosed tramp to keel over in apoplectic rage and then Apprentice on Sky+ (it's a wonderful salve to forget things if Manure win).
If you haven't seen it, this is a really nicely put together bit of Apprentice fun, worth watching.
Damn...apologies, video's just been vtaken down, dunno why, copyright perhaps. Sorry about that, if you see it elsewhere it's 'The Bloody Apprentice' it's worth a look.
If British TV had 1 channel, and it was showing the Apprentice, I still wouldn't watch it. So, it's football for me.