Plot-o-matic: How to write a killer movie

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Mine was:

The Road to Pancreatitis
an original screenplay concept by Tuumble

Political thriller: A washed up prizefighter teams up with an alcoholic ex-CIA agent to win a wager. In the process they sign a suicide pact with a super intelligent chimpanzee. By the end of the movie they blow up six planes and end up winning the admiration of their co-workers, living happily ever after.

Think Gone With the Wind meets Police Academy 5.

Hmmm...

Chuckle No More
an original screenplay concept
by Leevil
Action: An antisocial loner teams up with a well-built female cyborg to commit the perfect crime. In the process they accidentally kill his partner. By the end of the movie they blow up 56 double agents and end up winning the admiration of their kind hearted prostitute, living happily ever after.

Think Die Hard meets The Lion King.

Quote: Tuumble @ May 26 2009, 5:17 PM BST

Think Gone With the Wind meets Police Academy 5.

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I'm guessing Police Academy 5 was your favourite movie?

Quote: Leevil @ May 26 2009, 5:22 PM BST

I'm guessing Police Academy 5 was your favourite movie?

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Hell, no!

a bunch of arse
an original screenplay concept
by sootyj

Black comedy: An antisocial loner teams up with a crotchety codger to save the earth from aliens. In the process they deflower a rookie cop. By the end of the movie they have sex with 1000 oogly aliens and end up winning the admiration of their dog, living happily ever after.
Think Ernest Goes to Camp meets debbie does dallas.

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Cool Bummings
an original screenplay concept
by Nil Putters

Black comedy: An absent-minded scientist teams up with a crotchety codger to discover America. In the process they fall in love with a super intelligent chimpanzee. By the end of the movie they have sex with 7 cable cars and end up winning the admiration of their country, living happily ever after.
Think Sex, Lies and Videotape meets Top Secret!.

Doesn't make much sense!

Quote: Nil Putters @ May 26 2009, 5:35 PM BST

Doesn't make much sense!

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That saves us writing a critique for it then

I like the sound of mine!

Action: A sexy district attorney teams up with the chief of police to commit the perfect crime. In the process they have mad passionate sex with Parker Posey. By the end of the movie they blow up 7 washed up ex-SNL cast members and end up winning the admiration of their co-workers, living happily ever after.
Think Die Hard meets Rear Window.

I think I have that on DVD somewhere.

The Witches of Prestwick Airport

An original screenplay by roscoff

Three witches set up a low budget door-to-door airline company buy sticking people on their broomsticks and flying them home. However they cross Don Richard Branson who arranges a meeting in the middle of a fishing lake where he shoots them and dumps them in the water.

Think Macbeth meets Freddie Laker meets The Godfather.

Dark Money
an original screenplay concept
by Ellie

Black comedy: A washed up prizefighter teams up with a plug ugly dog to win a wager. In the process they play Russian roulette with four British men on welfare. By the end of the movie they hijack 100 oogly mothers-in-law and end up winning the admiration of their dog, living happily ever after.
Think Priscilla, Queen of the Desert meets The Matrix.

Comedy: An Jedi warrior teams up with a kind hearted prostitute to commit the perfect crime. In the process they have mad passionate sex with a ghost. By the end of the movie they run away from 5 double agents and end up winning the admiration of their co-workers, living happily ever after.
Think Waterworld meets Nightmare before Christmas.