Sitcom Haiku Page 5

Quote: john lucas 101 @ May 26 2009, 3:10 PM BST

Yes Minister.

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It costs nothing
no responsibilties
to pay V.A.T

Duty Free again !

Filthy history
Home under occupation
'Good' as A, B, C.

Proverb says creatures
with wings will go fly en masse
because they're alike.

Birds of a feather.

Ha! Thanks. I wasn't actually going to answer it but gave in.

Did everyone get my last one?

"Oo it's hot in here"
said the professor, sweating
"I'm in the wrong place"

Dan

Quote: Griff @ May 26 2009, 3:30 PM BST

Dolly, you don't have to start doing them like the Sun crossword just because Nil's joined in. He's not thick you know.

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Sorry, are we doing them like The Times crossword then?

This is supposed to be funny.
It's not the f**king Hay Festival.

Young once as students
Now they live as adults on BBC2
Far from the top...bum

Quote: sootyj @ May 26 2009, 3:46 PM BST

Young once as students
Now they live as adults on BBC2
Far from the top...bum

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Bottom.

Tom Jones didn't sing
about this crappy spin-off
but now it's f**ked off.

We millionaires!
Pissed away for public love
Not so good return

Girl vicar outrage!
No no no no no no yes
Repeat ad nauseum

Dan

Quote: Griff @ May 26 2009, 3:44 PM BST

Nil I have no idea what yours is.

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Woohoo! Cryptic baby!

It's not that hard though.

Tsk Tsk,

Repeat ad nauseum

COunt the syllables again.

Quote: Griff @ May 26 2009, 3:52 PM BST

Angry fat man dances
a chilled-out entertainer
with a stupid beard

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His plate is ever
Full. And yet like Oliver
He wants ever more.

Spinning-off his mind,
Seattles doubt, with years of
Cheers, I'm listening.