British Comedy Guide

Personalised number plate

INT. SPORTS CAR SALESROOM.

A SALESMAN IS TALKING TO A CUSTOMER.

SALESMAN
Yes, sir we can also cater to all your personalised number plate needs. You're a company director? And, I am guessing, something of a ladies man? So how about...

THE SALESMAN HOLDS UP A NUMBER PLATE, "69 PLC".

CUSTOMER
69 hur, hur.

SALESMAN
Too subtle perhaps? Then...

THE SALESMAN HOLDS UP ANOTHER PLATE, "50 RICH".

SALESMAN (CONT.)
Or if you really want to make a statement...

THE SALESMAN HOLDS UP ANOTHER PLATE, "1M A CVNT".

CUSTOMER
Perfect.

THEY SHAKE HANDS.

END.

To be honest I've never really got that whole 'wanker' for driving a nice car thing.
Belittled for working hard?

Actually I was cut up yesterday by a twat in a sports car with a personalised number plate.

I like it.
It would look so good on the back of a Hummer.

Quote: Griff @ May 25 2009, 9:56 PM BST

This should explain everything:

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I love Clarkson. He should be Primeminister. That guy is honest, direct and funny! IMO.

:)

Quote: Scottidog @ May 25 2009, 9:59 PM BST

I love Clarkson. He should be Primeminister. That guy is honest, direct and funny

He's a CVNT.

Quote: JohnnyD @ May 25 2009, 10:09 PM BST

He's a CVNT.

That is what I love about him. DONT GIVE A FUCK.

but he gives a lot of f**ks.

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