British Comedy Guide

New Batman villains Page 3

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Candle Holder
Creepy villain with an unhealthy obsession with Batman himself. Burns people with wax

The Blue Stalker
Creepy villain with an unhealthy obsession with Batman himself. Swears a lot.

Captain Unhealthy Obsession.
Creepy villain with an unhealthy obsession with Batman himself. Coughs like he's on 60-a-day.

Fred Bumper
By day, normal worker in an office; by night, bumps dodgy supervillain threads up after missing them the first-time around.

Dan

The Sanguine: a cheerfully optimistic villain.

Fanta-tastic four.
4 friends mutated by cosmic soft drinks. No one likes Johnny Icy Lemon.

Bi-curious George
A very confused monkey who brings shame on the man in the Yellow Hat.

Jean de Tourettes - a dandy Frenchman who likes to swear at and spit on people.

Wonder Buoy - a torso based mastermind that's head and shoulders below the rest.

The Penguin - a very angry chocolate biscuit.

Susan Off-the-Boyle.
Terrifying singing super villain with the power to run around in her bra swearing loudly.

Queers Morgan
A gay classic sports car you're compelled to punch.

The Green Discharge - Master of Mucus!

And his Henchmen: Auntie Histamine and Uncle Ogger.

The Aprentice.

A double dealing wannabe with his henchmen Nick, Margaret and SirAlan.

Catwoman - old woman with umpteen cats, chief weapon; the smell of cat piss.

Scatwoman her even more maloderous nemesis.

Mick the Jagger - Irish rock singer who uses thistles to thwart his enemies.

Dr Sneeze. His Sneezes are 10 times as powerful as a normal human sneeze. His goons are Sniffy, Aitchoo and Blessyou.

Lutheran Rabbi
Supervillain combines two religions to confuse using existentialism, an unfounding belief in God and his only weakness being pork produce.

Throbbin'
Boy Wonder turns evil with his enormous, powerful and incorrigible member after being bitten by a rabid penis.

Vestibule
Inanimate area of the house turns villainous and confuses all superheroes with its inability to die.

Dan

Piers Morgan - Welshman who throws enemies off piers. Jetties are a possibility.

Simon Fowel
An incredibly negative chicken that snears at people.

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