Sesame Street.

2 TOUGH COPS ARE INTERROGATING A SUSPECT, THERE IS A LAWYER BUT WE CAN'T SEE THE SUSPECT.

COP1
The victim was tortured, raped, partially eaten and killed. We don't even know in which order you sick f**k.

COP2
Except you didn't kill him did you? You yellow bastard, you filmed it and sold the DVDs you snuffed him.

LAWYER
My client maintains his innocence, stop this bullying line of questioning.

COP1
How did I end up working Sesame street? You muppets make me sick.

LAWYER
That's prejudiced, no one knows who killed Mr Luffagus he was a very unpopular muppet.

COP2
Yeh who snuffed out Mr Luffagus? You gonna sing bird?

LAWYER
You don't have to answer that.

COP1
Come on bird brain what's your invisible friends name? He make you do things?

PULL BACK TO REVEAL THE SUSPECT IS BIG BIRD.

BIGBIRD
Snuffy's a bad mamoth, I tell him to be good...

I would take down the title of the sketch.

and use the:

'How did I end up working sesame street? you muppets make me sick' as the punch.

Shot reveals Big bird.

Good tips good tips.

Thanks.

Do you think people will make the imaginary friend leap?

Quote: sootyj @ May 22 2009, 7:29 PM BST

Good tips good tips.

Thanks.

Do you think people will make the imaginary friend leap?

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Yes. Great little sketch.

Quote: sootyj @ May 22 2009, 7:29 PM BST

Good tips good tips.

Thanks.

Do you think people will make the imaginary friend leap?

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I'm afraid I didn't but I like the idea.

Big Bird's imaginary friend is a mamoth called Mr Snuffalufugus.

Quote: sootyj @ May 23 2009, 12:17 PM BST

Big Bird's imaginary friend is a mamoth called Mr Snuffalufugus.

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The big brown mammoth. I knew him but I didn't know he was Big Bird's imaginary friend. I must pay closer attention to Sesame Street.

Yes or Big Bird might snuff you and say his invisible friend made him do it.

Quote: sootyj @ May 23 2009, 12:17 PM BST

Big Bird's imaginary friend is a mamoth called Mr Snuffalufugus.

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Mr Snuffleupagus was real!

The adults on Sesame Street just assumed he was imaginary because they had never met him - although they did meet him eventually.

Quote: sootyj @ May 22 2009, 7:13 PM BST

2 TOUGH COPS ARE INTERROGATING A SUSPECT, THERE IS A LAWYER BUT WE CAN'T SEE THE SUSPECT.

COP1
The victim was tortured, raped, partially eaten and killed. We don't even know in which order you sick f**k.

COP2
Except you didn't kill him did you? You yellow bastard, you filmed it and sold the DVDs you snuffed him.

LAWYER
My client maintains his innocence, stop this bullying line of questioning.

COP1
How did I end up working the Street? You muppets make me sick.

LAWYER
That's prejudiced, no one knows who killed Mr Luffagus he was a very unpopular.

COP2
Yeh who snuffed out Mr Luffagus? You gonna sing bird?

LAWYER
You don't have to answer that.

COP1
Come on bird brain what's your invisible friends name? He make you do things?

PULL BACK TO REVEAL THE SUSPECT IS BIG BIRD.

BIGBIRD
Snuffy's a bad mamoth, I tell him to be good...

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Did enjoy this, however I kinda felt as tho' you gave it all away before the reveal.

On the above I've just cut a couple of words so it no longer does so.

Why thank you sir and if any one ever decides to produce a sketch about Big Bird as a monsterous serial killing perv I'll give you a credit.