Think I'll weigh in for this -
Balf's Uncharismatic Bond
Bond is at a swish party, sipping his drink. He spots a beautiful woman and goes up to her.
Bond:
The names...
Woman:
Bond, right?
Bond:
Um...
Woman:
James Bond, of British Intelligence, Naval Officer? Undercover oprative...
Bond is loving this.
Woman:
Irrsistable to women, trained in the art of pun and pathos? Feared by men the world over?
Bond:
Yes, that's me alright.
Woman:
Your car's been towed.
Bond:
...
Woman:
And I'm doing Moneypenny.
Bond blubs.