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KIRK: Captain's Blog. Stardate Thursday. Spock and I beamed down to a new planet today. There was a Wetherspoon's there so we had a burger and got bladdered. That guy in the red shirt who always hangs round with us got killed by a monster. L.O.L.
FX: BLEEP
VOICE OVER: Spock sent a Vulcan death grip at Kirk.
FX: BLEEP
VOICE OVER: Kirk threw a tribble at Spock.
KIRK: We're off to a new nightclub on Ceti Alpha 5 tonight. Should be some decent totty there. I hope it's not like last time we went out. Chekov always seems to get us into fights (ASIDE) Set phasers to stun smiley.
But at least the chicks seem to like it when my shirt gets ripped during a ruck! (ASIDE) Snogging green alien woman smiley.
I'd better go. I need to have a shower and polish my photon torpedo before we go out. End Captain's Blog.
GRAMS: SNIPPET OF STAR TREK THEME
