Loving the Bond stuff, how's about some Trek skits?
Where No Man Has Gone Before...
A futuristic room, the door slides open. Capt. Kirk is thrown in, followed by some Romulans.
Romulan 1:
So tell us, human, how do we take down Earth's defences?
Smacks Kirk with the butt of his gun.
Kirk:
I'll never tell! Go to the devil!
Romulan 2:
You'll talk Kirk, if takes all night!
Smacks Kirk with *his* gun.
Kirk:
I'm KIRK, guys! Beating me up does no good - I've been beat up, stabbed, shot, sucked into bizzare dimensions and thrown off mountains! Do your worst!
Romulan 1:
Very well. (yells command in Romulan)
The door opens, and a scantily clad, beautiful, red haired green woman enters seductively.
Kirk:
Please, an Orion girl? You think you can seduce information from me? I eat them for breakfast! Well, Spock does, he's a weird guy.
Romulan 2: She's not here for you Captain.
Kirk:
Huh?
Romulan 1:
You're here for her.
The Orion girl starts to remove her pants, cut to Kirk with a look of shock on his face.
Romulan 2:
She's about to go where no man has gone before!
Kirk screams.
