INT: SPIDERMANS HOUSE
SPIDEY IS SITTING ROUND A TABLE WITH SUPERMAN
THERE ARE A SELECTION OF COMIC BOOKS ON THE TABLE AND THEY ARE EACH FLICKING THROUGH A COPY
Spiderman:
When I heard that they were chronicling all our adventures I was quite flattered. But these go too far, they even reveal our secret identities for crying out loud.
Superman:
After all we have done for these people and they go and pull a stunt like this.
I mean how could they..
Spiderman:
I can't make any Spidey sense of it.
Spiderman:
Still. I've never been sure why you need a secret Indentity anyway. You're not even human.
Superman:
I just do, Ok.
Spiderman:
Yes but surely …
Superman:
Just leave it will you.
A BIG YELLOW STAR FLASHES UP IN WITH THE WORDS KNOCK KNOCK WRITTEN IN IT
Spiderman:
That'll be Batman & Robin, I'll just get the door.
SPIDEY OPENS THE DOOR AND BATMAN & ROBIN ENTER AND SIT DOWN
Superman:
Hi Guys, I was expecting you to come through the window.
Batman:
We do prefer to climb up the side of the building but it takes so long to get the starch out of our capes afterwards that it hardly seems worth it.
Superman:
So you've heard the bad news ?
Robin:
(pounding fist into hand) Holy exposure!
Batman:
Now come on Robin old Chum, this doesn't have to change anything.
ROBIN PUTS HIS HAND ON BATMANS KNEE, BATMAN REMOVES IT LOOKING A BIT EMBARASSED
Superman:
You don't understand. Without our secret identities, we cannot continue to fight the age old war of good against evil.
Batman:
But Superman, surely you don't even need a secret Identity?
Superman:
Don't you start!
A LOUD CRASHING SOUND IS HEARD AND A GREEN FIST CAN BE SEEN POKING THROUGH THE DOOR
Spidey(Sighs)
Come in Hulk, I've told you already there's no need to knock.
Hulk:
Grrr - Sorry Spidey.
Spiderman:
Did you get my message?
Hulk:
Yes Grrr, Hulk no like, it make me slightly peeved .
Superman:
Anger management working then Hulk ?
Hulk:
No Hulk still angry, me just try to call it something else.
Spiderman:
There's nothing else for it ,We'll just have to leave crimefighting to the heroes who don't need secret identities, like, I don't know, the Fantastic Four for example.
Batman:
Oh not the bloody fantastic four.
Robin(putting on a whiny voice)
Ooh look at us we're the Fantastic four, we're fantastic we are.
Superman:
Yeah Spidey It's always about the fantastic four with you I think your obsessed
Ever since you went on a few dates with the Invisible Woman.
Spiderman:
Well I'm not seeing her anymore.
Robin:
Holy MouldyOldy!
Hulk:
Hulk agree with Superman, we don't need secret Identities.
Superman:
I never said that !
Spiderman:
Forget crimefighting , from now on we should just use our superpowers for impressing girls , or just having a laugh.
Hulk:
And picking up heavy things.
Spiderman:
Yes Hulk & picking up heavy things.
Superman:
Hold on I have a plan. We could all swap costumes with one another, that would put these Comic books off the scent while maintaining our secret indentities kind of.
Spiderman:
It's so audacious & pointless that it just might work.
Hulk:
This plan make Hulk angry – in a good way.
Spiderman: (TO BATMAN & ROBIN)
What about you two are you in?
ROBIN WHISPERS SOMETHING IN BATMANS EAR.
Batman:
As long as Robin gets to swap with Wonder Woman.
END
